Unfortunately there shall be no pictures accompanying this post because whilst in Ho Chi Minh City my handbag was cut off me by a gentleman (not so gentle) on a moped, who then promptly drove away with it. Let us all hope that his life improves to the point where he no longer has to traumatise tourists in this way, unfortunate bastard. Without my phone I was unable to take pictures and document the remainder of the trip, so you will have to settle with my well thought out words, good job I’m a writer.
After Vietnam I headed to Brunei, the self-proclaimed land of peace! It certainly is very quiet there but this by no means straightened out my learning curve…
10 things Brunei has taught me:
- Brunians love gold, they can and will paint anything and everything gold. Something I fully intend to apply to my own life.
- Watching monkey’s play in the wild is such a lovely, heart-warming experience. It also made me make funny noises – like the noises I make when I see kittens.
- The shopping in Brunei is ACE… and very sparkly.
- I’m really allergic to insect bites.
- Being a couple of feet away from a real live crocodile will make you want to sit on your hands.
- Air conditioning is a gift from the people, to the people, heat is a test from the heavens: who can stay awake the longest (I’m not a winner in this game).
- The South China Sea is very beautiful, especially when viewed from a cushioned sun-lounger.
- A successful politician either speaks without actually saying anything or just states the bleeding obvious.
- Very rich countries should really think about providing toilet paper in their public toilets. Really.
- Probably couldn’t live in a country where alcohol is banned for very long (I’m thinking around two weeks, max).
So that’s what I learned from Brunei but stay posted for a blog on what travelling in general has taught me, some say life is a stage, I think it’s class room – not that I learned all that much in school – I’m getting it all in now.